the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to like charlie

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to die.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!