the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to live.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the power to write only the letter R

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!