The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!