The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

the power to be obama only if your obama

The power to only misspell mispell.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

Faster than a loaded bullet!

The power to...lick you're nose

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

the power to talk backwards

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!