The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!