- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to lick your balls.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to turn into a pebble

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to die at will.

The power to not care.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The ability to not slip on banana peels

levi Hahne is gay

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

Pointless Super Powers