The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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to spelle caretly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!