- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to have night vision during the day.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

the power to instantly die

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to be stupid

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

Pointless Super Powers