- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to mind reeds

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

the pouwer giv mee gramr

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to write a country song

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

Pointless Super Powers