the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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to die when you are happy

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to eat soap.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to type slower.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!