The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to pee poop

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Liam Brudenell

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!