- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to read captchas

the power to create bad superpowers

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to watch tv

The power to close your nose

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to skip the Kripp.

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to make pointless superpowers

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

Pointless Super Powers