The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to create powers

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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X ray vision on chairs

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to think of food

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!