The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!