- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to shit bricks

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to control dodos

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Pointless Super Powers