The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!