The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!