the powre to spel

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!