the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to control dodos

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to freeze ice

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to see air

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!