The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The Power to Power

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!