the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!