The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!