- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to not get shit dick

The power of self mind control

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the power to like charlie

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

Pointless Super Powers