The power to read your own mind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!