The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to misspell

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!