- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

the power to write on cellophane

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to shit for 5 days

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to drain people's phone battery

The ability to read your own mind

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

Pointless Super Powers