The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!