The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The Power to Power

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to not be color blind.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!