The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to think of food

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to see through anything except air.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!