- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to be a woman

The power to fall up.

The power to get arrested

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

the power to make bubles without soap

Every time you clap some one dies

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

Pointless Super Powers