The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!