The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!