The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to live.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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To be able to summon old people

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!