The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!