Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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God tier Waste of Space

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the power to get sick

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!