- Pointless Super Powers

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

the power to fail

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to attract bullets.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to not have any power at all

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

the power to shit bricks

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!