- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

the power to control your own body movements

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

Pointless Super Powers