The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

Meatvision.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to say you have a superpower.

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power to change your emotions at will

The power to poop but only in bushes.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

Everything Hawkeye does

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The power to see forever

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

the ability to become black.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!