The power to die while dieing

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see forever

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!