The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to sneeze cum

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to to think less

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The power to f*ck yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!