The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!