The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to create powers

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to change races.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!