- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to smell poo...

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

the power to shit bricks

the ability to talk to humans

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to fall up.

The power to get arrested

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to be a woman

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

Pointless Super Powers