The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to clean

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!