The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to like this power

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!