the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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Meatvision.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to fly when you fart

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to plank

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!