The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!