The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to not finish your

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!