The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!