the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power of self mind control

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to herd cats

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!