- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

the power to like Hilary Clinton

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

Having the power of a normal human

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

Pointless Super Powers