The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to walk on frozen water.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

Third armpit.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

to make asians smart

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

the power to win any shit eating contest.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the ability to post here

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!