The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become yourself

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!