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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.
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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.
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32% Levitation.
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The power to pee poop
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The power to shoot iron from your blood
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The power to turn into an escalator
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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN
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Liam Brudenell
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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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the power to fart the alphebet
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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.
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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.
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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century
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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website
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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.
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The power to suck your own dick
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The power to die when you change emotions
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X ray vision on chairs
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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.
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the power to make pointless superpowers
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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.
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The power to always know the exact time.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!