The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!