The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power drown in water

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to complete math exercises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!