The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The ability to police irony

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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to die when you are happy

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!