The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to die at will.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!