The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to die.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!