The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to see air

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the present

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!