The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!