the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to part...hair.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!