- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die.

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The ability to like this post

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The ability to part...hair.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power of reading your own mind.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The ability to money into dog shit.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

Pointless Super Powers