The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to become yourself

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!