The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Acid pee

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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hello

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!