The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!