The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!