shit and piss at the same time

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to poke

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to go suicide

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!