the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!