The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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Taekwondo

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to not see ads

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!